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How to Speak Gay 101


You too can speak gay in a matter of minutes. Just study these examples of gay translation and you'll soon be impressing friends and neighbors with the gay language skills you've always wanted! Finally, when you're around gay people, you'll be able to take part in the witty banter!

Click the English sentences below to see the precise gay translation.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself."

"Can't we all just get along?"

"Lead, follow, or get out of the way."

"Take it like a man."

"Who do you think you are?"

"There's no place like home."

"Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.


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Examples of people speaking gay in every day life

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Tragic examples of gay illiteracy. (Don't let this happen to you!)

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Gay Literary Translations

The opening of Herman Melville's Moby Dick

The opening of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol

Hamlet's Soliloquy by William Shakespeare

The opening of  Leo Tolstoy's  Anna Karenina

Longfellow's Hiawatha's Departure

The Birds by Aristophanes

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